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💿 Troubled by bugs?? Haunted by legacy code?? 💿
Leave it 2 a PROFESSIONAL!!! (ME!!!)!!

👔 Proprietor: Kaitlin, World-Class Developer (self-certified)  ·  Est. 2019 👔

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📁 About_Me.txt - Notepad

Welcome, weary traveller of the Information Superhighway!!! My name is Kaitlin and I am a SOFTWARE DEVELOPER (that means I communicate with the spirits living inside ur computer 💻).

I have been doing this for 7 WHOLE YEARS, which is 49 in dog years 🐶 and roughly a million in JavaScript framework years.

💰 Services & Prices.xls

Is ur codebase HAUNTED?? Strange errors at 3am? Tests that pass only on Tuesdays?
U may be dealing with an EVIL SPIRIT. Don't panic. Consult a professional.

CourseWhat U GetPrice
🔮 Basic Debugging Reading I stare at ur stack trace until it confesses ¥3,000
🧂 Salt Splash Refactor Cleanses cursed functions. 2,000-line files a specialty ¥5,000
🎨 Aesthetic Consultation Art-teacher-certified opinions on ur colour scheme (it's bad) ¥8,000
👻 Legacy Code Exorcism For code written by someone who left in 2011 and took the docs with them ¥12,000
🚑 Emergency Prod Exorcism Prod on fire at 3am? I come over and yell at it. Ur welcome. ¥20,000
✨ Deluxe Full Course NEW! All of the above + I say "it works on my machine" with total confidence ¥30,000

* All consultations 100% legitimate. Results not guaranteed. No refunds. Spirits may be bugs. Bugs may be spirits.

🎓 My Credentials (VERY Official)

🧪
Master of Computer Science IN PROGRESS!!
Like my two degrees did the dragonball fusion dance.
💾
Bachelor of Computer Science
Qualified to have very specific opinions about very specific things that often don't make for useful dinner conversations.
🎨
Bachelor of Secondary Education in Art Education
Qualified to teach 30 teenagers how NOT to cut their fingers off on the paper slicer. All fingers were accounted for.

🐾 Meet My Boys!!!

I have 1 CAT and 1 DOG and they are THE EXACT SAME COLOUR

Why?? Because they are SIBLINGS.

🐱 MONTY is the cat. Short for Montreal Steak Spice. Seasoned to perfection.

🐶 HUDSON is the dog. He is named after another dog named Hudson. I have never met the other Hudson. I don't need to. I just know the other Hudson was a very good dog.

(click 2 pet them!!)  ·  pets given: 0

💖 thx 4 stopping by!!! 💖 come back soon!!! 💖 tell ur friends!!! 💖 pet ur pets!!! 💖
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